The Adventures of Berlioz Kitteh

Mama is a writer. Mama has already written one book, and is writing two more. They are not about kittehs, they are about hoomans and dangerous adventures. We would like to help Mama become famous, so we are sharing where other hoomans can find her first book. It is HERE in the land of Am-uh-zonn. Mama started to write her third book the week we moved in. We like to pounce on her long toe beans as they tappity tap, and climb on her shoulders like a pirate-parrot. She does not understand that we are trying to help her tappity tap faster, and oversee her writing for edits... she says we are not helping. We try to curl up in her lap and stare adoringly at her to give her inspurration, but she says we are distracting. Mama does not appreciate our efforts. Mama also writes on a Blah-guh, just like us. She DID write about the cutest and most majestic of kittehs, because she wrote about us! If a hooman wanted to read what Mama thinks of us in her own words and see even more photos of our ador...

Our hooman Seanmhair says that months are important in the life of a kitteh. We think that every day is important to Aristocatic kittehs, but if Seanmhair wishes to make a fuss over us we will not object. We have allowed Seanmhair to add photos of our adorable kittehness to our blah-guh today, so she will be happy and continue to make a fuss over ourselves. We are obliging.

We are now 8 weeks old. We have lived with our hoomans for one full week. The hoomans have loved us, adored us, and showered us with gifts and soft places to curl up. Our favorite toy is our cuddle-bunny. He is fun to nibble, toss, catch, and kick. We try to hunt cuddle-bunny, but he is not very fast because we catch him every single time. Still, one cannot complain too much as cuddle-bunny is oh so fun to nap with and does not wriggle around as we are trying to sleep. We also have a new bow-tie with a fun jingly-bell, but we are too tiny for it to fit propurrly so Mama says we must wait to be able to wear it. We can NOT wait, because bow-ties are cool! We love the food our hoomans offer us. They offer us kitteh milk which we gulp as quickly as possible... which gives us hiccups, but we do not care because it is ever so yummy. They offer us kibble-nibbles that we enjoy batting about the floor so we can pounce upon them, before crunching them as loudly as kittenly possible.  And the...

We are Berlioz Kitteh. We were born under a house, and our mother left us when we were 7 weeks old. It was cold, we were alone, and we were scared. But then a tall hooman saw us shivering in the flowers, and brought two more hoomans to see us. The hoomans tried to catch us for many hours, but we were afraid and faster than they. It was only the irresistible smell of tasty fishies that forced us to allow the hoomans to pick us up. They brought us into our new home, and would you believe they tried to GIVE US AWAY??? We cannot be given away. We are in charge of our own self, so we decided to show the hoomans exactly how purrfect we are, and how sorry their lives would be without us with many rumble-purrs and nuzzles. It took us six whole days, but eventually the hoomans understood how purrfect we are, and have finally accepted their propurr role in life as our purrpetual admirers. Our hoomans are: Mama the Amazing, who loves to nuzzle us and show us movies. Mama the Amazing is trying to ...