We are 8 Weeks Old

We are now 8 weeks old.

We have lived with our hoomans for one full week.

The hoomans have loved us, adored us, and showered us with gifts and soft places to curl up. Our favorite toy is our cuddle-bunny. He is fun to nibble, toss, catch, and kick. We try to hunt cuddle-bunny, but he is not very fast because we catch him every single time. Still, one cannot complain too much as cuddle-bunny is oh so fun to nap with and does not wriggle around as we are trying to sleep. We also have a new bow-tie with a fun jingly-bell, but we are too tiny for it to fit propurrly so Mama says we must wait to be able to wear it. We can NOT wait, because bow-ties are cool!

We love the food our hoomans offer us. They offer us kitteh milk which we gulp as quickly as possible... which gives us hiccups, but we do not care because it is ever so yummy. They offer us kibble-nibbles that we enjoy batting about the floor so we can pounce upon them, before crunching them as loudly as kittenly possible.  And they offer us soft squishy fishies and birdies to gobble up, which makes us lick our whiskers and rumble-purr ever so loudly. Our ribs are not so sticky-outy now, so we do not need to attack our food anymore.

We have also met new admirers. We traveled in our tiny cave to a land called Veh-tuh, where we were admired and snuggled by several hoomans who adored our cuteness and fluffiness. The people in the land of Veh-tuh say we are small for our size, and poked about in our ears to rid us of the nasty buggers that were living in there, rightly purrnouncing us a purrfect and healthy kitteh who should be adored propurrly for all our years as the tiny little Lordling that we are. We like the hoomans at Veh-tuh.

Seanmhair insisted that we eat meta-sin that smelled awful and made us gag. She says it is because we are not allowed to have worms. We do not see any worm toys to play with, and we saw many worms in her garden when we were an alone-kitteh, so we do not understand. But we must remember to humour her as she has already lived the lives of TWO kittehs and purrvision must be made for her elderly state, so we allowed her to give us the foul meta-sin.

We are content.